Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Time is a pinch and here I am with some humor stuff directly from the book of Khushwant Singh's Joke Book 2.

1) What do you call a man from Kerala, who picks up all the girls he wants to?
Pheno Menon.

2) A rich businessman was telling his friends his plans for his three unmarried daughters. "I've put aside Rs. 2,00,000 for Savitha who's 22, a Rs. 4,00,000 dowry for Vinita, who's 27 and Rs. 8,00,000 for Namita who's 36."

"Sir," said an ambitious young bachelor," do you have a daughter who's 50?"

and keep watching this space

9 comments:

Quakeboy said...

first one was gud..
second 1 was a usual chali !

lol.. and plz for Raj's sake remove these annoying captchas.. I dont think u would be getting spam comments..

Neha Sasikumar said...

annoying captcha??

V I K said...

captcha means word verification thingy. RE captcha means the double word verification thingy where in one word would be unknown to the internet fraternity and you help increase the vocab content of web.

By captcha here, it means word verification

Neha Sasikumar said...

is there any need of captchas?

(¯`•._.•[Raaji]•._.•´¯) said...

hehe... funny :-)

മല്ലന്‍/Mallu said...

1)Phelo Mina
2)The Ambitious yung batchelor spend his rest of life , Happily in USA

Vishnu Visakh S said...

:P.....ennaaa comedyaaa...nehaa....

...njn karanjillaaanne ullu..hehe..oopz juzz kidding...

Neha Sasikumar said...

Raaji: really??

Mallu : Gud one :D

Vishnu: I know you caught me snoring for twenty 20 :) :)

Vishnu Visakh S said...

hehe...so u were also sleeping...lolz..