Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Time is a pinch and here I am with some humor stuff directly from the book of Khushwant Singh's Joke Book 2.

1) What do you call a man from Kerala, who picks up all the girls he wants to?
Pheno Menon.

2) A rich businessman was telling his friends his plans for his three unmarried daughters. "I've put aside Rs. 2,00,000 for Savitha who's 22, a Rs. 4,00,000 dowry for Vinita, who's 27 and Rs. 8,00,000 for Namita who's 36."

"Sir," said an ambitious young bachelor," do you have a daughter who's 50?"

and keep watching this space

9 comments:

Rajavanya Subramaniyan said...

first one was gud..
second 1 was a usual chali !

lol.. and plz for Raj's sake remove these annoying captchas.. I dont think u would be getting spam comments..

Neha Nair said...

annoying captcha??

VIKAS PLAKKOT said...

captcha means word verification thingy. RE captcha means the double word verification thingy where in one word would be unknown to the internet fraternity and you help increase the vocab content of web.

By captcha here, it means word verification

Neha Nair said...

is there any need of captchas?

WritingsForLife said...

hehe... funny :-)

Mals said...

1)Phelo Mina
2)The Ambitious yung batchelor spend his rest of life , Happily in USA

Vishnu Visakh S said...

:P.....ennaaa comedyaaa...nehaa....

...njn karanjillaaanne ullu..hehe..oopz juzz kidding...

Neha Nair said...

Raaji: really??

Mallu : Gud one :D

Vishnu: I know you caught me snoring for twenty 20 :) :)

Vishnu Visakh S said...

hehe...so u were also sleeping...lolz..