Time is a pinch and here I am with some humor stuff directly from the book of Khushwant Singh's Joke Book 2.
1) What do you call a man from Kerala, who picks up all the girls he wants to?
2) A rich businessman was telling his friends his plans for his three unmarried daughters. "I've put aside Rs. 2,00,000 for Savitha who's 22, a Rs. 4,00,000 dowry for Vinita, who's 27 and Rs. 8,00,000 for Namita who's 36."
"Sir," said an ambitious young bachelor," do you have a daughter who's 50?"
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